Another Earth Day has arrived. This is when a bunch of tree-hugging dumbasses get together and commemorate their lasting idolization of our planet.
For everyone else, it’s just another day. For God-fearing people, it’s another blessed day to worship the Creator instead of the created.
That’s what separates the good from the stupid. People who love God are good. Those who love the Earth are stupid. Don’t get me wrong: God gave us the Earth to enjoy – but not to adore. Trees are to be chopped down and used for stuff like paper and buildings. Natural resources exist for consumption – not preservation. And animals are to be slaughtered for their meat.
Soon after I woke up this morning, I tossed an oversized load of clothes into my washing machine and took pleasure in listening to it work so hard to get my kids’ garments clean. I’m guessing I used several gallons of water and probably some not-so-environmental-friendly detergent. In a few minutes, I’ll transfer the load to my dryer and use even more energy. Warm air and lint will escape through the dryer vent and eventually be released into the atmosphere, contributing to that stupid global-warming theory Al Gore invented.
Today is a normal day for me. I’ll keep my big-screen TV on for most of the day, my AC will drop below 72 degrees, every ceiling fan in my house will run all day and, at some point, every light will be turned on. Of course, I’ll also let the water run while I brush my teeth, I’ll use far too much water while rinsing dishes before placing them in the dishwasher, and I’ll let my kids hold the refrigerator door open too long.
For me, this is all about living life to the fullest: Using as much energy as I want without considering the false consequences created by evil Earth worshippers.
Other than wishing that these people didn’t even exist, I kinda long for the Old Testament days of God’s wrath, when fire and rock fell from the sky to punish idolaters.
No matter. It’s coming one day, and the very Earth these ass clowns worship will consume them with fury. Stupid people.
