—Someone walked into my office this morning and asked if I had watched Obama’s televised address on Libya. I thought this person knew me better than that.
—Obama said school kids are bored by tests. Okay. Let’s just eliminate testing altogether and let a bunch of dumb shits run around the country messing everything up. Can’t be much worse than letting Obama run America.
—Joe Biden and his henchmen threw a reporter in a closet during a Florida fundraiser the other day because they felt threatened by his questions. I don’t know what’s worse: That reporter staying in that closet all night out of fear or Biden’s people actually putting him in there.
—If that were me at that fundraiser, I would have screamed out, “Long live George W. Bush!” and knocked over all the liberals in the house before hitting them in the face.
—-You would think this Biden guy would just stay in a corner somewhere and keep his mouth shut. Every time he says or does something, he makes an ass of himself, which is appropriate because the national mascot of Democrats is a donkey.
—-My god. A damn donkey.
—All it takes to be a liberal is to hate babies, love gays, and despise America. Are you a liberal?
—I hate liberals.
—Obama still doesn’t know what he’s doing on Libya. He calls the madman over there a “tyrrant,” and then proceeds to say he has no desire to kill him. See, that’s the difference between he and Bush. G.W. would have wasted no time in sending in elite forces to kill that evil fuck. Obama, on the other hand, is incapable of doing anything so damn righteous and awesome. That pansy.
—If you hate a conservative, then fuck you.
—Let’s assume you’re a liberal. Why?
—Sorry about that. I didn’t mean to mock your retardation. Liberalism is merely a disorder of the brain, and I shouldn’t make light of it.
