—A liberal the other day told me I am “kinda” his enemy. So everything I represent – faith, family, morality, hard work, common sense, patriotism – this guy hates. This is the kind of people responsible for gayness, tree hugging, and Barack Obama.
—New York Times Executive Editor Bill Keller, during a meaningless Q&A with people who apparently enjoy following the meaningless New York Times, said Fox News viewers are the most cynical on the planet. Well, for one, Fox News remains atop the cable-news network ratings. For two, I know no one who gives a damn what anybody at the New York Times thinks. And for three, who the hell is Bill Keller?
—Speaking of Fox News, I guess I am a cynic. It’s the only network I watch, because I just can’t stomach those idiots at the likes of MSNBC and CNN. You know, I think that’s the first time anyone has ever called me a cynic. Feels weird.
—I can’t imagine much else feels better in this world than to punch a liberal in the mouth. I’ll have to try it one day.
—It has become all the rage that former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee criticized the glamorization of children being born out of wedlock. Typical liberal response. They hate conservatives for talking about sin and morality, but liberals celebrate it when they stop the beating hearts of unborn babies and march in places like San Francisco to support men screwing men and women (screwing?) women. We hate filth. Liberals embrace it.
—Ironic, isn’t it, that liberals rush to defend people like Natalie Portman when they get knocked up by a men who aren’t their husbands? You would think they’d immediately advocate aborting the child. Maybe the clincher was the fact Portman wasn’t married at conception. If she had been a wife, then I guess it would have been more appropriate to call for her to abort that kid so he wouldn’t be such a burden on a delicate, wealthy actress from Israel.
—How about that poor bastard in D.C., huh, who resigned as a radio host after his wife, the co-host, was fired for her opposition to radical Islam? You just can’t speak out on evil in this country anymore without either being condemned or fired from your job. However, talk all you want about how us Christians are destroying America with our faith in God and love of babies. It’s quite alright to do that.
—Despite the ass-beating Democrats took from conservatives in November, they’re still doing the same things that make them the lesser of the two-party system. I really don’t have a problem with this, since it makes it even easier to defeat them again next year. My god, they’re worthless.
—While channel surfing the other night in bed, I came across an extraordinarily ugly woman who claimed to be an author and “former Christian.” She went on to laugh at conservatives and the Christian church, and eagerly proclaimed her atheism. I laid there stunned – not because some empty-headed progressive told the world how faithless and ignorant she is, but because she seemed so damn sure of herself with that dog-ugly face of hers. Usually, women like that are at least a bit attractive.
—But I’m glad I didn’t marry a liberal. Nothing good would have come of that, no matter how good-looking she is.
—I often struggle to reconcile in my mind how people become liberals. I still can’t come up with anything, and will stick to my original contention that they suffer from incurable mental illness.
—I also struggle to understand how people become atheists. Everything around us and in us is representative of the existance of God. Conclusion: Atheists also suffer from mental illness, because you’ve got to be a dumb son-of-a-bitch not to believe in God.
—I’ve been reading G.W.’s book, “Decision Points.” I don’t care what anybody says. That man is a bad-ass.
—I watched Donald Rumsfeld own MSNBC liberal tool Andrea Mitchell for over 11 minutes. Now, what I said earlier is true about me not watching MSNBC. I simply followed a link on anti-liberal blog IMAO.us. But I’ve got to say: Rummy kicked that woman’s ass. Liberals really shouldn’t talk about things they know nothing about, which is everything.
—If black voters now dislike Obama, does that make them racists?
—So what happened to Nancy Pelosi? Is she dead?
—The Obama White House is full of pansies. I am so looking forward to Republicans retaking it. I hope Chuck Norris or Jon Voight or some other bad-ass gets a cabinet position.
—I don’t know if Dwayne Johnson is a liberal, but I can’t imagine he’d be a pansy in the White House.
—Is Morgan Freeman available? He’s gottten terribly old, but he’d probably still be quite intimidating as president.
—Liberals are liars.
