Right-Wing Extremist Views: Installment No. 15

—I’m not really an extremist. If you’re reading this glorious blog for the first time, you must understand that “Right-Wing Extremist Views” is a mockery of Obama’s obsession with and paranoia of conservatives. You’re welcome.

—On the other hand, I very much dislike liberals. I’m neither obsessed with them nor fear them. I just don’t freaking like them under any circumstance whatsoever.

—I apologize for not posting lately. I’ve been working my ass off. That’s what Republicans do. We work.

—I was quite bored with all the debt talk. Then, when S&P downgraded the U.S. economy from AAA to AA+, I laughed out loud: “Obama, you dumbass!”

—Make no mistake: This is Obama’s economy. No longer can he blame it on Bush and the GOP.

—And what’s great about that is when a Republican wins the White House in 2012, the president-elect can talk ad nauseum about “inheriting this economy,” taking a page from liberals’ playbook.

—Stupid liberals.

—You’re probably asking yourself why I talk so much about liberals. It’s simple: They run amok in Washington, control the mainstream media, kill unborn babies, invent global warming, manufacture crises, force homosexual marriage down the throats of God-fearing people, and hug trees. You need more reasons?

—Okay. Here’s another: They’re retarded.

—I still try like hell to keep up with the news so I won’t miss an opportunity to laugh at Obama and his evil followers. But damn it, I have to also work like hell right now to pay my portion of the national debt.

—I’m with Dennis Miller on this one: If we actually owe somebody that money, fuck em. We just won’t pay it.

—Elect me to the White House in 2012, and I guarantee the national debt will be wiped out in about 16 minutes.

—As president, I would also promise the largest military build-up in American history. Fuck that. It would be the largest military build-up in the history of THE WORLD.

—Then I would use it to destroy our enemies.

—Ever notice how big the moon appears in the night sky sometimes? Me, too. What does that mean? Shit, not a damn thing. I just wanted to put that out there.

—That recall of Republicans in Wisconsin didn’t go so well. When are these liberal pricks gonna realize people prefer Republicans to Democrats — except in San Francisco and New York?

—Oh, San Francisco. You filthy bastards. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Earth Day: Who The Hell Cares?

Another Earth Day has arrived. This is when a bunch of tree-hugging dumbasses get together and commemorate their lasting idolization of our planet.

For everyone else, it’s just another day.  For God-fearing people, it’s another blessed day to worship the Creator instead of the created.

That’s what separates the good from the stupid. People who love God are good. Those who love the Earth are stupid. Don’t get me wrong: God gave us the Earth to enjoy – but not to adore. Trees are to be chopped down and used for stuff like paper and buildings. Natural resources exist for consumption – not preservation. And animals are to be slaughtered for their meat.

Soon after I woke up this morning, I tossed an oversized load of clothes into my washing machine and took pleasure in listening to it work so hard to get my kids’ garments clean. I’m guessing I used several gallons of water and probably some not-so-environmental-friendly detergent. In a few minutes, I’ll transfer the load to my dryer and use even more energy. Warm air and lint will escape through the dryer vent and eventually be released into the atmosphere, contributing to that stupid global-warming theory Al Gore invented.

Today is a normal day for me. I’ll keep my big-screen TV on for most of the day, my AC will drop below 72 degrees, every ceiling fan in my house will run all day and, at some point, every light will be turned on. Of course, I’ll also let the water run while I brush my teeth, I’ll use far too much water while rinsing dishes before placing them in the dishwasher, and I’ll let my kids hold the refrigerator door open too long.

For me, this is all about living life to the fullest: Using as much energy as I want without considering the false consequences created by evil Earth worshippers.

Other than wishing that these people didn’t even exist, I kinda long for the Old Testament days of God’s wrath, when fire and rock fell from the sky to punish idolaters.

No matter. It’s coming one day, and the very Earth these ass clowns worship will consume them with fury. Stupid people.

Right-Wing Extremist Views: Installment No. 14

—Someone walked into my office this morning and asked if I had watched Obama’s televised address on Libya. I thought this person knew me better than that.

—Obama said school kids are bored by tests. Okay. Let’s just eliminate testing altogether and let a bunch of dumb shits run around the country messing everything up. Can’t be much worse than letting Obama run America.

—Joe Biden and his henchmen threw a reporter in a closet during a Florida fundraiser the other day because they felt threatened by his questions. I don’t know what’s worse: That reporter staying in that closet all night out of fear or Biden’s people actually putting him in there.

—If that were me at that fundraiser, I would have screamed out, “Long live George W. Bush!” and knocked over all the liberals in the house before hitting them in the face.

—-You would think this Biden guy would just stay in a corner somewhere and keep his mouth shut. Every time he says or does something, he makes an ass of himself, which is appropriate because the national mascot of Democrats is a donkey.

—-My god. A damn donkey.

—All it takes to be a liberal is to hate babies, love gays, and despise America. Are you a liberal?

—I hate liberals.

—Obama still doesn’t know what he’s doing on Libya. He calls the madman over there a “tyrrant,” and then proceeds to say he has no desire to kill him. See, that’s the difference between he and Bush. G.W. would have wasted no time in sending in elite forces to kill that evil fuck. Obama, on the other hand, is incapable of doing anything so damn righteous and awesome. That pansy.

—If you hate a conservative, then fuck you.

—Let’s assume you’re a liberal. Why?

—Sorry about that. I didn’t mean to mock your retardation. Liberalism is merely a disorder of the brain, and I shouldn’t make light of it.

Obama: Students Need More Excitement, Less Education

If you didn’t know by now that President Obama is worthless, then you’re a moron. If you did know, then congratulations. You’re among the larger part of society that didn’t vote for that piece of crap in 2008.

Having said that, what I heard today and confirmed by Internet reports had me laughing out loud and using a distinct set of words to describe this president of the United States.

A close friend of mine greeted me at work before 8 this morning to tell me he had just heard on the radio that Obama wants less testing in public schools because it is “boring” to students. Although nothing Obama says surprises me, I looked at my friend with a straight face and said, “Is this a joke? Are you fucking serious?”

He explained he was very serious, and then I looked it up. Indeed, Obama wants students to be held less accountable in the classroom so as not to bore them. I laughed. And laughed again. And then it hit me: This dumbass is an even bigger dumbass than I thought.

“One thing I never want to see happen is schools that are just teaching the test because then you’re not learning about the world, you’re not learning about different cultures, you’re not learning about science, you’re not learning about math,” Obama said at Bell Multicultural High School in D.C. “All you’re learning about is how to fill out a little bubble on an exam and little tricks that you need to do in order to take a test and that’s not going to make education interesting.

“And young people do well in stuff that they’re interested in,” Obama said. “They’re not going to do as well if it’s boring.”

Thanks for that insight, Shirlock. How the hell were you ever elected president, anyway? Oh, that’s right. The people you say are bored by education are the same pricks who put you in office.

Look, it’s no doubt some elements of education are boring. Students like some subjects and despise others. Some students hate certain teachers, and vice versa. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that. But re-writing No Child Left Behind to allow students to be less educated isn’t good for anyone.

And by the way, Mr. President, Democrats voted with Republicans on NCLB. It was not a partisan bill. And while I do not like some parts of the legislation, history has shown it has produced smarter students and, therefore, more productive adults. Changing the bill would be a dumb move, and Obama has racked enough dumb moves in his first couple of years in office to last a lifetime. America doesn’t need another one.

As a 17-year journalist and editor, I have seen the good NCLB can do in public schools. The challenges educators face are more on a state level than a federal one and, thus, Obama needs to let state education departments deal with their own problems. We don’t need education reform to go the same way as health-care reform. We cannot afford to be sick AND ignorant.

Allow me to make another point, Mr. President: The objective of education is to educate – not to make the curriculum fun and exciting. If some classes are more interesting than others, then so be it. Great. If some teachers are more creative than others, fine. But students are there to learn, to prepare themselves for college and, hopefully, a productive career. Whether class is boring is irrelevant. As an Ivy League graduate, I thought you’d know that, you punk.

Obama screws up everything he touches. The very last thing we need him to fuck up now is education in this country. President Bush got it right. So let’s just leave it alone, Barack “Barry” Hussein Obama.

Obama Still Doesn’t Reach Awesomeness In Libya Action

I have been reliably critical of Barack Obama’s inability to be awesome when it comes to using force or at least the threat of force against hostile regimes.

And despite America’s involvment in a UN coalition to stop dictator Moammar Gadhafi from killing his own people, Obama is reportedly limiting the U.S. role in precision strikes against military targets. While Gadhafi deserves everything he gets from coalition forces, Obama’s position on America’s role is basically this: We’ll launch a few Tomahawk missiles and maybe contribute a fighter jet or two, but we sure as hell won’t do anything more.

That reminds me of when Bill Clinton authorized the bombing of Iraqi targets in 1998, when Saddam Hussein was still playing games with weapons inspectors. The air raids were justified, but limiting the scope of military action in the country helped lead to the 2003 invasion by American, British, and other forces. Under George W. Bush, America was forced to finish what George H.W. Bush started and what Clinton was unwilling to fully address.

Now, Hussein is dead and Iraq is far better off. The same, of course, can’t be said for Gadhafi and Libya. While these air strikes, primarily by France, will certainly weaken Gadhafi’s ability to wage war on Libyans, they will not address the bigger issue – which is that Gadhafi is a danger to his own people and, perhaps, other countries.

It took too long to deal with Hussein. And we’ve still got problems with Iran and North Korea, the other two members of Bush’s axis of evil.

Diplomacy is futile when dealing with countries like Iran and Libya. Only the threat of force – and the utmost willingness to use it – works against them. Bush proved that, and he was the better president for it.

Obama is a huge fan of drone attacks over terrorist-controlled areas in and around Pakistan. They’re cheaper, less publicly visible, and require almost no manpower. It’s a perfect scenario for Obama, since he’s got big, big problems in using military force against anyone for any reason.

With this Libya action, that must really put the president in an awkward position. It must have really hurt him to have to order missile strikes from the sea. So here we are now, essentially watching French aircraft (that sounds damn silly and ironic) enforce a UN resolution. By the way, UN resolutions are usually worthless, but for some reason, enough members of that piece-of-shit world body saw fit to craft one and enforce it.

Still, Obama has done nothing so far to reach the awesomeness of the previous administration, which had no problem whatsoever punishing people for doing evil things. Fortunately for America, we’ll only have to tolerate Obama’s weaknesses on the world stage for a couple of more years.

Jersey School Closes After Naming Itself After Obama

Ahhh, yes. It is a splendid and righteous thing when people of intelligence and common sense come together to expose the stupidity of liberals.

At americanthinker.com, Monti Kuligowski, in her blog about an elementary school in New Jersey closing because its name didn’t strike hope and change in the hearts of its students, agrees with me that the hype surrounding Obama’s election was nothing more than false hope.

The story is quite hilarious. After some Jersey asshole managed to convince other Jersey assholes to rename a campus in Asbury Park “Barack H. Obama Elementary School,” the place is being forced to shut down because of low enrollment.

What appropriate imagery the soon-to-be abandoned school provides for the empty emotionalism behind the entire Obama phenomenon,”  Kuligowski says. “Electing Obama somehow ‘sent a subliminal message’ to Americans and the world that everyone should have a ‘certain amount of pride’ in the new politically correct president. Even though the media-created image was completely disconnected from the substance of the real Obama, the image alone was to magically make the world a better place. It was all about happy feelings, rainbows and fluffy bunnies.”

Happy feelings, rainbows, and fluffy bunnies. That’s exactly right. And I’ve been saying it since Obama crawled out of his community organizing and irrelevent U.S. Senate seat for Illinois. The half-black man from Hawaii or Kenya or Indonesia or wherever – who the hell really knows – made people who aren’t half back or wholly black feel like racists if they didn’t buy into his bullshit hope-and-change mantra.

I just didn’t care. I’m neither half black nor wholly black, but I am not wholly white, either.  Obama didn’t get to me.

I supported Guiliani before his campaign screwed him over. Then I contributed money to McCain-Palin. Mind you, I wasn’t thrilled about McCain when it became obvious he would be the GOP pick. But I warmed up to him and blogged about his enormous experience and how it dwarfed Obama’s.

Meanwhile, people ignored McCain’s service and focused on Obama’s mouth and clothes. It was a sickening display, to be sure, and the teleprompter-in-chief took full advantage of voters’ ignorance and idolatry. He knew exactly what he was doing. And, now, the country is paying a heavy price.

Damn shame, is what it is, because the electoral map shows much of the country actually voted for McCain. But the electoral college is what counts, and Obama took enough of that stupid thing to win the presidency.

But that is neither here nor there. My point is this: Not even an elementary school in a liberal state can survive now with Obama’s name attached to it.  Apparently, the person behind the name change thought it would send a “subliminal message” to little kids to work hard and take pride in that since Obama’s name was on the front of the building.

Holy shit, these liberals are retarded.

Oh, well. That’s expected. They wouldn’t be liberals if it weren’t for the retardation.

Presidential Fail

Right-Wing Extremist Views: Installment No. 13

—I’m quite surprised liberals haven’t blamed the disasters in Japan on George W. Bush. They blame everything on George W. Bush.

—If Obama somehow pulls a second term out of his ass, will he still inherit this economy?

—I’m also quite surprised the UN Security Council approved a resolution calling for the establishment of no-fly zones in Lybia.  It usually takes years to get anything even remotely accomplished at the UN. Seeing that it is nearly impossible for Obama to accomplish anything, either, this all makes sense.

—The mainstream media doesn’t like calling people terrorists. Obama doesn’t like calling people terrorists. Maybe  by not calling them terrorists, they will become less offended and decide not to be, you know, terrorists.

—Hey, if we stop calling people liberals, will they stop being liberals?

—Bush hated the UN, and only sought interaction with it based on the advise of some in his administration and as a favor to allies. If he could have gotten away with it, I think Bush would have waterboarded every member of the UN, save for our real friends there.

—I keep hearing on cable news networks that people generally like Obama’s personality even when they oppose his extraordinarily weak policies. I still don’t understand this. It’s his personality that makes him such a damn awful president.

—I hope people who voted for Obama just stay home in 2012. We don’t need the young and stupid to screw it up again.

—Hillary Clinton is reportedly ready to bail on Obama. Maybe the president let the phone ring too many times during those 3 a.m. emergency calls to the White House.

—Some in the media say Obama taking time out of his schedule to make his March Madness picks isn’t a big deal. I disagree. The last thing you want to do as president is make like you’re more concerned with college basketball while a devastated ally is battling a nuclear meltdown, not to mention the U.S. has problems all over the world and at home. This dumbass just doesn’t get it.

—Looks like NPR is about to lose its federal funding. It would be better if it lost its existence.

—How in the hell is MSNBC still on the air? At any given time, I can find no program on that channel that offers any views different from those consistent with far-left liberalism.

—I’m ready for GOP candidates for 2012 to come forward and the debates to begin, because I’m tired of seeing Obama’s ugly face all over the place.

Obama Lovers Want To Start Seeing Other People

In the lead-up to Barack Obama’s election in 2008, foreigners joined a certain segment of Americans who celebrated the man’s unlikely - yet unfortunate – ascension to the Oval Office.

Here at home, people gathered along rope lines to scream those silly phrases, “Yes, we can,” and “hope and change.” They turned out in the thousands and tens of thousands at campaign stops like it was a damn rock concert. Overseas, the scene was much the same. Obama lovers praised him for the words that rolled off his lips, for the wardrobe chosen for him by his many handlers, and for the way he criticized every element of the Bush administration.

Even foreign journalists joined liberal mainsteam media organizations in brainwashing people into believing Obama was going to usher America and much of the world into utopia. It would be comical if it weren’t so tragic.

But the delusional dreams of Obama supporters are starting to fade. Reality has a way of doing that, you know. Take this excerpt from a British writer in today’s Express:

“Obama’s campaign slogan was mesmerisingly simple and brimming with self-belief: ‘Yes we can.’ His presidency, however, is turning out to be more about ‘no we won’t.’ Even more worryingly, it seems to be very much about: ‘Maybe we can… do what, exactly?’ The world feels like a dangerous place when leaders are seen to lack certitude but the only thing President Obama seems decisive about is his indecision. What should the US do about Libya? What should the US do about the Middle East in general? What about the country’s crippling debts? What is the US going to do about Afghanistan, about Iran?”

The story goes on to hit Obama hard on America’s worries: its huge debt, crises in the Middle East, and others. But it also shows glimpses of the reporter’s liberalism when she criticizes Obama for not making good on his promise to close Guantanamo and ending military tribunals, and when she accuses the U.S. of torture.

Still, the story at express.co.uk is a good indication that people who were once so deeply and madly in love with Obama are starting to question their feelings for him. They’re thinking about “seeing other people,” so to speak, because Obama just doesn’t make them feel the same. That, plus Obama’s unwillingness or inability to lead effectively on anything at all makes him easy to dump. 

Guess that’s what happens when you form a relationship with a presidential candidate based merely on the way he makes you feel. It’s like dating someone for a short time, marrying them quickly, and then finding out that person isn’t who you thought they were. That’s what Obama has done to liberals and independents. He courted them, took their political virginities, and then neglected them. Indeed, they all deserve each other. Idiots.

I expect these fake relationships between Obama and his less-than-knowledgeable supporters, wherever they exist, will continue to deteriorate right up to the time he is mercifully voted out of a house he never came close to deserving.

Right-Wing Extremist Views: Installment No. 12

—A liberal the other day told me I am “kinda” his enemy. So everything I represent – faith, family, morality, hard work, common sense, patriotism – this guy hates. This is the kind of people responsible for gayness, tree hugging, and Barack Obama.

—New York Times Executive Editor Bill Keller, during a meaningless Q&A with people who apparently enjoy following the meaningless New York Times, said Fox News viewers are the most cynical on the planet. Well, for one, Fox News remains atop the cable-news network ratings. For two, I know no one who gives a damn what anybody at the New York Times thinks. And for three, who the hell is Bill Keller?

—Speaking of Fox News, I guess I am a cynic. It’s the only network I watch, because I just can’t stomach those idiots at the likes of MSNBC and CNN. You know, I think that’s the first time anyone has ever called me a cynic. Feels weird.

—I can’t imagine much else feels better in this world than to punch a liberal in the mouth. I’ll have to try it one day.

—It has become all the rage that former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee criticized the glamorization of children being born out of wedlock. Typical liberal response. They hate conservatives for talking about sin and morality, but liberals celebrate it when they stop the beating hearts of unborn babies and march in places like San Francisco to support men screwing men and women (screwing?) women. We hate filth. Liberals embrace it.

—Ironic, isn’t it, that liberals rush to defend people like Natalie Portman when they get knocked up by a men who aren’t their husbands? You would think they’d immediately advocate aborting the child. Maybe the clincher was the fact Portman wasn’t married at conception. If she had been a wife, then I guess it would have been more appropriate to call for her to abort that kid so he wouldn’t be such a burden on a delicate, wealthy actress from Israel. 

—How about that poor bastard in D.C., huh, who resigned as a radio host after his wife, the co-host, was fired for her opposition to radical Islam? You just can’t speak out on evil in this country anymore without either being condemned or fired from your job. However, talk all you want about how us Christians are destroying America with our faith in God and love of babies. It’s quite alright to do that.

—Despite the ass-beating Democrats took from conservatives in November, they’re still doing the same things that make them the lesser of the two-party system. I really don’t have a problem with this, since it makes it even easier to defeat them again next year. My god, they’re worthless.

—While channel surfing the other night in bed, I came across an extraordinarily ugly woman who claimed to be an author and “former Christian.” She went on to laugh at conservatives and the Christian church, and eagerly proclaimed her atheism. I laid there stunned – not because some empty-headed progressive told the world how faithless and ignorant she is, but because she seemed so damn sure of herself with that dog-ugly face of hers. Usually, women like that are at least a bit attractive.

—But I’m glad I didn’t marry a liberal. Nothing good would have come of that, no matter how good-looking she is.

—I often struggle to reconcile in my mind how people become liberals. I still can’t come up with anything, and will stick to my original contention that they suffer from incurable mental illness.

—I also struggle to understand how people become atheists. Everything around us and in us is representative of the existance of God. Conclusion: Atheists also suffer from mental illness, because you’ve got to be a dumb son-of-a-bitch not to believe in God.

—I’ve been reading G.W.’s book, “Decision Points.” I don’t care what anybody says. That man is a bad-ass.

—I watched Donald Rumsfeld own MSNBC liberal tool Andrea Mitchell for over 11 minutes. Now, what I said earlier is true about me not watching MSNBC. I simply followed a link on anti-liberal blog IMAO.us. But I’ve got to say: Rummy kicked that woman’s ass. Liberals really shouldn’t talk about things they know nothing about, which is everything.

—If black voters now dislike Obama, does that make them racists?

—So what happened to Nancy Pelosi? Is she dead?

—The Obama White House is full of pansies. I am so looking forward to Republicans retaking it. I hope Chuck Norris or Jon Voight or some other bad-ass gets a cabinet position.

—I don’t know if Dwayne Johnson is a liberal, but I can’t imagine he’d be a pansy in the White House.

—Is Morgan Freeman available? He’s gottten terribly old, but  he’d probably still be quite intimidating as president.

—Liberals are liars.